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My Paragard experience: 

I originally got the Paragard so I could stop taking Yaz (as I have several factors that increase my chance of stroke, etc.). Two years after I had the Paragard inserted I started taking Yaz again (without having the Paragard removed). So here is my experience broken down:

Insertion:

I’ve not had children. They gave me a suppository pill that was meant to soften my cervix. I was surprised when I picked it up from the pharmacy because it was not a smooth oblong pill. I was like a hexagon with sharp edges. NOTE PILL MANUFACTURERS: IF YOU’RE MAKING A SUPPOSITORY MAKE IT AS PLEASANT TO INSERT AS IS POSSIBLE. It wasn’t pleasant but it wasn’t the worst experience I’ve ever had. Same goes for the actual insertion. My work wanted me to come in that night and I said “Well I’ve just had something shoved through my cervix so I’m going home to take a nap.”

Cramps:

After having the Paragard inserted I had severe cramping 24/7 for the first year. I was having cramps equal to my previous worst cramps every minute of the day and during my periods I would occasionally fall on the ground in pain. Four years later I still have worse pain than pre-Paragard and cramp for at least two weeks out of the month. 

Bleeding:

I’d been taking Yaz age 14 to 20 and had always had normal-light, regular periods. For the first six months I spotted heavily every day and had 10 day HEAVY periods. After that they settled a bit but not much. I ended up going back on the Yaz after two years due to the cramps. Two years after going back on Yaz (still having the Paragard) I spot frequently and my body tries to have its period every TWO WEEKS UGH.

Can your partner feel it?

I have had two partners notice the Paragard. One I had had sex with prior to having the Paragard inserted and the next time I had sex with him he immediately said “Did you get an IUD?” That guy was circumcised. My (at the time) long term partner was uncircumcised and only occasionally noticed it with deeper penetration/in certain positions.

Your mileage may vary. Maybe I have a lower cervix. Maybe those partners were more sensitive. 

End feelings:

I don’t particularly like the Paragard. It has made me more uncomfortable/in pain with my body. HOWEVER, I refuse to have it removed. It is a guaranteed 10-12 years of birth control that if for some reason **cough** REPUBLICANS **cough** I can no longer get birth control from my insurance plan THAT I PAY FOR then it can’t be ripped from my body FOR NOW. I know this last bit might seem too political. Don’t care. I still recommend considering IUDs to other women. My experience seems atypical and I tend to be more sensitive to things than most people. 

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eating popcorn by sticking your tongue out like a frog or lizard

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What is all this crap in my bathtub?…Oh. Blood. Right.
Ladies and forgetful murderers. 
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“ Sophie Gamand photographs pit bulls in need of adoption and portrays them as sparkly, hippie-like beings to combat their negative reputation. Due to her ‘Flower Power’ portraits, many of these dogs have found new homes.
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Sophie Gamand photographs pit bulls in need of adoption and portrays them as sparkly, hippie-like beings to combat their negative reputation. Due to her ‘Flower Power’ portraits, many of these dogs have found new homes. 

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As of 11/17/15, all of the dogs featured here need someone awesome to adopt them. 

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You can find info for each of them on her website.

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“ From Black Friday until Cyber Monday 2015, you can adopt a pet for free from the Best Friends Animal Society and their partner locations. Zappos.com is covering adoption fees and donating an additional $150 for every pet that finds a...
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From Black Friday until Cyber Monday 2015, you can adopt a pet for free from the Best Friends Animal Society and their partner locations. Zappos.com is covering adoption fees and donating an additional $150 for every pet that finds a home. 

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Adopt your pets!

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“i had on my profile that i like beards, i think he tried to tempt me at the end there but other than that this guy easily sent out the same thing to a hundred women.
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“i had on my profile that i like beards, i think he tried to tempt me at the end there but other than that this guy easily sent out the same thing to a hundred women.
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i had on my profile that i like beards, i think he tried to tempt me at the end there but other than that this guy easily sent out the same thing to a hundred women.

A: Not only did he definitely send this to a thousand other women, but I feel like this guy has vastly overinflated expectations about what most attorneys make. 

A Victorian style home with a gated driveway, huge fountain, Italian marble, a French Riviera style patio, a gym, a wine cellar, and a “butler” named Fernando? This goes from sounding ugly as hell to sounding more like H.H. Holmes’ murder castle. 

*Note: The private chef cooks his murder victims à la cuisine française, et Fernando disposes of the remains. 

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I hope this is Perry when she grows up. Calm, old PerBear.
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J’adore!

I hope this is Perry when she grows up. Calm, old PerBear. 

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Q:Why do women always choose men who are controlling? Why can't they settle with someone sweet like me? It's like, why go into a relationship with a guy you know is going to hurt you. I don't get women. Pick the socially ackward guy and you won't get hurt. It's that simple.

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okcreepsters:

Thank you for that remarkable insight. I’m sure you have done lots of research on the grooming that abusers put their victims through. Truely there is nothing safer and sweeter than men who feel entitled to your time, body, and attention. Socially awkward men are never, ever abusers. If only we had realized this before. Thank you, really. /sarcasm

On a more serious note, may I suggest some intensive talk therapy and a reality check. You aren’t sweet. You’re an entitled douchebag. That’s why women don’t want to go out with you. Not because they don’t like sweet men. Because YOU ARE NOT A SWEET MAN. 

-K

I think you’re a fucking bitch so I disregard your uninformed and biased opinion altogether. You aren’t above scrutiny. If you can inflict such scrutiny on a well-intentioned man than you aren’t above it.

Saying “I completely disregard your opinion” and “fuck feminism” is not scrutiny in any way. Where’s your critical analysis?

I don’t need to add to OKCreepsters’ response. Well done.

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fadeintocase:

nsfw doesn’t mean “sexual” it means “not safe for work” meaning “It can get you in trouble if it comes up on your screen at work” 

so stop trying to make a political statement by not listing nudity as nsfw, which it is, and actually be considerate for people who don’t want to get fucking fired because their boss sees them scrolling past nude images on their screen.

thank

Or how about people just not get on tumblr when they’re supposed to be working?

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Dollface

I was just thinking about the compliment “Dollface.”
Don’t call me dollface.
Have you ever seen a doll?
They’re creepy.

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Biologists call a small male fish who darts in to fertilize eggs a “sneaker,”, a medium male who resembles a female a “female mimic,”, and a large aggressive territorial male a “parental,” to place a positive spin of his egg guarding. Both the sneaker and the female mimic are “sexual parasites” of the parental male’s “investment” in nest construction and territorial defense. The sneaker and the female mimic are said to express a gene for “cuckoldry,” as though the parental male were married to a female in his territory and victimized by her unfaithfulness. In fact, a territorial male and the female who is temporarily in his territory are not pair-bonded. Scientists sneak gender stereotypes into the primary literature and corrupt its objectivity. Are these descriptions only harmless words? No. The words affect the view of nature that emerges from biology.
Joan Roughgarden (2004) Evolution’s Rainbow: Diversity, Gender, and Sexuality in Nature and People, University of California Press, Berkley
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BRYAN FULLER’S ORIGINAL PLAN FOR THE SECOND SEASON OF “DEAD LIKE ME” INVOLVED GEORGE FINDING OUT SHE WAS LOSING SOULS, AND AFTER SOME INVESTIGATING, DISCOVERING THAT A MAN WHO COULD BRING PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD WAS RESPONSIBLE.

THE TWO WOULD STRIKE UP A SOMEWHAT…

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raw-fed-pets:

All dogs share the same basic digestive system despite the range of physical variations (and attitudes) across different breeds. Every dog is designed to eat a raw animal-based diet, from the Chihuahua to the Great Dane. Breed-specific dog food brands are simply a marketing gimmick aimed at playing on the pet owner’s emotions, and their desire to feed their pet the best possible diet.

I don’t think that dogs need an animal-based diet. If done right they can be vegan and not contribute to the murdering of innocent animals. We’ve adapted and domesticated them enough to do so. They’ve evolved to live without meat just like us.

200% incorrect. Vegan diets are carbohydrate-based. Carbohydrates are inflammatory, feed cancer (glucose), contribute to periodontal disease (leading to systemic organ failure, eg heart), cause insulin spikes leading to a multitude of other issues in the long-term (thyroid, liver, diabetes, heart disease) and also cause pancreatic problems due to extreme stress on the pancreas (secreting heavy loads of carb enzymes over a long period of time). The low moisture content coupled with high plant protein may also cause renal failure in the long term. The preservatives used may also be linked to cancer (BHA, BHT etc), and these diets also skew the omega3/6 ratio, causing further inflammation (linked to cancer again). They cause urine alkalinity leading to urinary problems such as crystals, blockages and UTI’s.

Brief into to dog anatomy/physiology:

- Stomach PH: Their highly acidic stomach is designed for eliminating harmful bacteria and breaking down bone into a gel-like substance. Humans have a much more alkaline stomach acid which is why we would struggle to digest raw bone.

-Digestive Enzymes: Higher level of proteases to break down animal protein. High bile load to help push through bacteria.

-Dental Anatomy: Sharp pointed teeth designed for ripping and tearing flesh and bones.Dogs do not chew their food as we do, they are wired to swallow chunks quickly as a basic survival instinct.

-Jaws: Dogs also have strong jaws that physically cannot move sideways (like your own can). This sideways grinding action is a feature that allows pre-digestion of plant material. Again, dogs rip off chunks and swallow them whole.

-Lack of Salivary Amylase: Omnivores have this for pre-digestion of carbohydrates. Dogs and cats do not. The canine pancreas secretes amylase as a backup, however this does not mean they should be fed a high carbohydrate diet every day for a lifetime. Processed food (incl vegan) is 40-70% carbohydrate.

-Lysozyme: Instead of amylase, dogs have lysozyme in their saliva which is an antibacterial. This may be useful for destroying any harmful bacteria in carrion/rotten food/feces, as well as wound cleaning.

-Gut length: The canine gut is short in length which is because flesh must be pushed through quickly. It does not need to sit and ferment, as this could allow bacteria to multiply to harmful levels. Note that plant eating animals have a long digestive tract and even multiple stomach chambers in order for plant material to be slowly broken down by the necessary enzymes.

-Nutrient profiles. Dogs have 0% biological requirement for carbohydrates. They gain every single essential nutrient from a prey based diet such as Whole Prey/Prey Model. Vegan diets are full of processed lab-made vitamins and minerals. Many vitamin pre-mixes are made in china and shipped to the country of manufacture.

All in all, dogs will survive on a high carbohydrate diet but it will cause systemic effects eventually. Similar to smoking, a junk food diet affects every dog differently and some may be affected more severely than others, and in different time spans. You can also expect high vet fees in the form of dental cleanings, dental surgeries and various health problem later on in life.

It is not recommended that you feed your pet the equivalent of a big mac for the entirety of its life. This is essentially what kibble and vegan diets are. Evolution has changed the appearance and even the behaviour of your dog, but their digestive system is still geared towards meat. Basically, you are paying money to have a company slowly kill your pet from the inside out.

0/10, Not Recommended.

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sulietsexual:
“ Winchester Logic vs. Summers Logic [Requested by ninetypercentslayer]
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Winchester Logic vs. Summers Logic [Requested by ninetypercentslayer]

My least favorite Winchester and my least favorite Summers.

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““I’m embarrassed to say this, but I’ll say it. I’ve had a really hard time finding work, so I’ve been living with my grandmother. And she’s told me recently that she doesn’t have the money to feed me. So I’ve been eating at my...
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“I’m embarrassed to say this, but I’ll say it. I’ve had a really hard time finding work, so I’ve been living with my grandmother. And she’s told me recently that she doesn’t have the money to feed me. So I’ve been eating at my friend’s house. I go over there, and I’m too embarrassed to ask for anything, but his dad always insists. He says: ‘Why aren’t you eating? Please, eat!’ This has really caused my idea of ‘family’ to widen. I’ve learned that your family can be anyone.”

(Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo)

This breaks my heart. This is not a problem that is contained to “developing” nations. This is something that unfortunately happens everywhere. This man reminds me of my partner. He unfortunately was in a similar situation in high school due to neglect. He still speaks fondly of his best friend, whose family provided for him and fed him. Whether you know it or not, we are all connected to someone who suffers from hunger.

There is the old idea that people who do not have the basic foundation in Maslow’s hierarchy of needs cannot “self-actualize” and reach the higher levels of development such as morality, creativity, and achievement. This idea greatly dehumanizes those who suffer from hunger and economic hardship. This man feels hunger, but more importantly, he feels love, gratitude, shame, etc. His smile is bittersweet.

fuck if I cannot get this paragraph to skip a line

I cannot say how to fix economic disparity in this world, I just wish that this man and anyone else suffering in this world can live to the fullness of their potential and experience more “sweet” than “bitter.”
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